How many Dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us -
and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark!
Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Please, please, please!
7. German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark,
check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to see
that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture!
9. Old English
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb...
10. Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
It isn't moving. So - who cares?
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
The Cat's Answer:
"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.
So, the real question is: How long will it be
before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH
PROVES (ONCE AGAIN) THAT WHILE DOGS
HAVE MASTERS - CATS HAVE STAFF...
~ author unknown ~