IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC FINDING
Cat Hair: Potentially Dangerous!!!
In a press release today,
the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous
substance in the hair of cats.
This substance, called
"amo-bacter felis" has been linked
the following symptoms in FEMALE humans:
Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
Reluctance to work except in support of a cat
Physical craving for
contact with cats
(may be an addiction)
If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about cats for hours on end!!!
- This has been a Public Service Announcement -
(now I finally have an excuse - I'm usless at housework because of the cats!)
~ Thanks Sarah for sending!!! ~